Thursday, May 10, 2007

Ways girls can catch my attention, No. 47:
  • Walk outside wearing pajama pants and a ratty tee with your hair up and no makeup on.
    • This is guaranteed to make me look, because if I see you like this, and still think to myself that you're worth hitting on, and not only worth hitting on, but actually cause me to hit on you, I'm already in love.
    • Women have NO IDEA how much this factors in to long-term decisions.
      • Even if it's a one-night stand - we're judging you in the morning. It's not really on a "Wow, she just did BLANK, she's clearly wack" scale, but more of a "Holy fuck, she just impressed the hell out of me" scale. Passing this test puts you on the "call again" list. Even if the ONS wasn't worth it.
    • However, if you wear makeup and do your hair right while rocking the aforementioned outfit, you can earn major hot points - it seems kind of classy, even though you're clearly trying too hard. But do you. We're all about the hotness. And totally not superficial. Nothing like that. Not at all.

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